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Handbags, Books...Whatever is the website of Vicki Batman, sassy writer of sexy and funny fiction. Handbag lover. Avid Jazzerciser. Mah jong player. Yoga practioner. Movie fan. Book devourer.Choc-aholic. Best Mom ever. And adores Handsome.


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HBW Calendar

  • 05/29 - Just You and Me release day!
  • 05/25 - Vicki-Quilted with Love
  • 05/18 - Vicki-Cake fail
  • 05/15 - Handbag & Book, Candi Fox
  • 05/11 - Hippo Birdie #2
  • 05/08 - Handbag & Book
  • 05/04 - open
  • 05/01 - Handbag & Book, Sue Ward Drake

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Cake Fail - if at first you don't succeed, go buy #happybirthday #newbook #boxedset #MFRWorg

I have baked for most of my life and especially so throughout my kiddoes younger lives. I even took cake decorating classes and always made sweet confections for family and friends.

And then there was yesterday. A cake fail.

I really wanted to bake a layer cake for #2’s birthday. So after I removed the finished layers from the oven and let them cool, I did what I always have done--run my spatula around the inside edge, set a plate on top of the pan and flipped it over. Half stuck. I was like OMG. I set a lot of the broken pieces on top, wondering if I could do something with the mess besides cake balls (not my fav). I eyeballed the second layer and repeat and flip and half stuck.

I was feeling jinxed.

I decided Whole Foods was getting a nice visit from VB because I wasn’t going to waste my time with another possible failure.

I dumped the second layer on top of the first. Put the clear glass cake dome on top and pushed the stand in the corner. I also ate the nice chunky pan remnants and they were totally yummy.
So what does cake fail have to do with my new short story, “Raving Beauty?”

Let’s take a peek at heroine Kelly Stinson who was coerced into representing Yahoo! Ranch Steakhouse in the Sommerville Chamber of Commerce’s pageant. As Kelly struts across the stage, let’s take a read:

Gently, my pal nudged me forward. Hearing the audience’s whoops and claps, I plastered a smile on my face and took a step. The heel of my four-inch stiletto caught in a sizeable indentation in the hardwood floor. With a fast prayer, I managed to correct myself before executing a major swan dive off-stage and strode with the confidence one could summon when thrust into a group of girls ten years younger and twenty pounds lighter.

         "Kelly is the owner of Creative Boutique which specializes in goods crafted by Sommerville locals. She loves to read, run, and misses her favorite companion, her kitty, Romper." The announcer bent toward the microphone. "How about a big Texas howdy for Kelly?"

         Using the skills I'd honed as an erstwhile fashion model in the golden days of college, I crossed the stage toward the podium, paused with hands on my hips. When the applause had died, I pivoted to move center stage. As my heel caught another divot, grace abandoned me. With a pop-pop-pop, my ankle bowed cockeye, and this time, my worst nightmare came true. I tumbled over the edge of the stage.

Landing flat on my flipside, I blinked vacantly at the acoustical tile ceiling. Somewhere in my stupor, I heard a chorus of gasps, a pounding of feet, and someone hurdling over the rows of chairs, launching to my side. A hand swept along my face and down my arm, pausing intermittently to compress. I fluttered my eyes once. Twice. When able to focus a third time, I stared into the grass-green irises of Ben Stewart.

LOL. I love this excerpt, especially because it brings back my good ol’ days of when I represented my friend’s moped shop in a recreational vehicle pageant. There is good news about that venture—no swan dive offstage.

Preorder Just You and Me boxed set featuring my romantic comedy short story, “Raving Beauty,” at:

 
True confession time: have you had a baking failure?

Monday, May 15, 2017

Handbag and Book with #author Candi Fox #Valentinohandbag #accessories #RLF

Handbag and Book with
 
Candi Fox
 
Hi, Candi and welcome to HBW. I can't wait to see the handbag you're sharing.
 
This bag is a Lock Mini Love Blade Shoulder Bag in Red by Valentino. I came across the bag on Pinterest doing a search for my character Emma from The Killing Chronicle Series. Emma loves high end fashion. She is a former model turned local witch and crime solver. 
  
I fell in love with this bag on first site. In some ways I’m like a faerie or for those of you who have ever paper and dice role played, a kender. If it’s shiny. I need to possess it. This purse has lots of fun sparkle. It’s small. Which I love. I don’t carry purses often. When I do it’s either to put lip stick and a compact in or everything. 

Thursday, May 11, 2017

#HappyBirthday celebrating a special day #family #MFRWorg


Sometimes....

Life brings incredible delight. And today is one. Today is the birthday celebration of #2.

Somehow my kid went through school, college, found a great job. Handsome and I love talking with him. Just hanging around the house is fun.

So wishing #2 a very

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