The Green Thing
I have a confession: I have NO green clothing. I'm not even sure I'm Irish. Don't be alarmed. I know there are others of you out there.
Second confession: since I have no green clothes, I won't be wearing green. Hey, get those pinchers retracted. I'll probably be carrying a green handbag--does that count?
Here's what I can choose from:
LOL. If someone had said today was Pink Day, I'm all set. I love pink. I wear lots of black, too. A tad of brown and blue. But, nope, no green.
I know my mom's family came from England, Switzerland, Germany. Dad's probably Scotland. That's pretty close to Ireland--right?
So to make sure I'm not nipped black and blue (we all know some people get a little carried away), I'll print off a shamrock and pin it to my shirt.
Here's a blurb from my short story collection, "Man Theory":
"I have a theory about love.”
Ethan's statement knocked me from the proverbial mountain top. Eyeing him, I clapped my hand across my mouth to stifle a giggle.
From Day One at our new jobs at Prime Designs, Ethan and I had forged a friendship. I was the artsy-heartsy, emotional gal. Him--the technical, by-the-book pal. We ate an occasional dinner, watched a movie, whatever. Traded small gifts like coffee, a magazine, music. However, Ethan had never made an overture toward me.
Translated: Nothing intimate.
I'd said to myself, "Rats."
For work, we'd traveled to Colorado Springs to attend a workshop on web design innovations. After check-in, I'd joined him at the bridge crossing the lake to decide about lunch before the meetings commenced.
My six-one geek wearing rimless glasses, leaned against the railing, and stared into the sparkling blue waters of the high mountain lake, and the feathered fowl paddling by.
Have his feelings changed?
I asked in disbelief, "R-really? A theory...about love?"
Thanks for stopping by and may the pink, I mean, the green thing be with you! Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!
Vicki Batman likes to indulge in a diet Coke and imagine hilarious dialogue while plotting a story. Find her at: http://vickibatman.blogspot.com Or at: http://plottingprincesses.blogspot.com. Man Theory and Other Stories is available at: Amazon.com and BarnesandNoble.com.
48 comments:
Hi Vicki!
I'm visiting from shewrites, you have a lovely blog! I'd love to be entered in the contest for the card, my name is Jennifer White and my email address is jennifer_white.0526@yahoo.com
Also if you have time I'd be honored if you would come check out my blog at www.openingthedoorblog.blogspot.com
Happy writing!
So, is today St. Paddy's today? Oh my. I love the titles listed in your profile. :)
Brinda[at]brindaberry[dot]com
Good luck with the pink--er, green!
Hi, Jenny! Thanks for stopping and I can't wait to visit you.
Hi, Brinda: Tomorrow is the official day, but today is blog hop day. I'm glad you like my titles. I love my shorts. :)
Hi, Liese: you know I'd rather wear pink! LOL
You are so darn cute, Vicki. Simply adorable. Love the handbags btw. Like you, my family ancestry comes from afar and local (US). My brother and sister? You won't find a richer more vibrant head of red hair, freckles & light skin. Funny...they look fabulous in green. Me? I'm more olive skin and zilchorama red hair. Still, they are a reminder of the history in our family.
Thanks for all the wonderful emotions your blog seems to always invoke. See? You have me thinking of my family. How nice is that?
Love ya!
Hi, Karen: if there's red in your hair, then why isn't it in your avatar? LOLOL
Off in a bit to do more handbag shopping. Surprised? LOL
Happy Saint Patty's day!
Don't worry as long as you have green on *somewhere* i'm sure you won't get too many pinches :)!
xx
Angela S Stone
angela@angelastone.ca
http://www.angelastone.ca/blog-3
Thanks so much for the wonderful giveaway! I dont have green clothes either lol
prettyhaydengurl@yahoo.com
Hi, Angela: I'm not worried. I'm pretty tall and that might scare some of them away. LOL
Hi, Janeria: and welcome. I once had a beautiful dark green shirt. I can't even describe the neat color. Wore it out and have never found a replacement. LOL
I think a green handbag is fine! I don't look good in green so I usually wear a lovely pair of green suede moccasins. They count!
Erin Go Bragh!
catherinelee100 at gmail dot com
Happy St. Pattys Day!
~*Drea*~
dreabecraft(@)aol.com
Hi Vicki,
Happy St. Patrick's Day (even if its a day early). Red hair, green eyes? Hep that's me. (Plus with my real last name, is there any doubt I'm Irish? I'll be wearing green (I am already) today and tomorrow, of course.
Have fun on your blog hop.
I can't wear green well either and have to get creative aswell.
Thanks for the chance!
mmafsmith at gmail dot com
Happy St Patrick's Day and for the great gift.
coybutsweet@gmail.com
Thanks for the great giveaway!!!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
red_tigergirl2(at)hotmail(dot)com
Happy St. Patricks Day.
twoofakind12@yahoo.com
I have a couple green t-shirts mainly but that's about it, even though green is one of my favorite colors. :)
Thank you for the giveaway!
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Pam
vanillaorchids69(at)gmail(dot)com
I think you will be fine with your green handbag.
Happy St. Patrick's Day
Jean
skpetal at hotmail dot com
I have one green shirt and I'm wearing it today. Oops. Well, I'm trying not to sweat so I can wear it again tomorrow.
acm05atjuno.com
Oh, now, Vicki, don't let the Irish be hearing that Scottish is similar...they don't get along too well (or at least that is what my Scottish FIL told me).
books4me67 at ymail dot com
Hi Vicki,
I can't believe you don't have any green! That's one of my favorite colors. Along with black and blue. :) I love your green purses! :) Have a good St. Paddy's Day!
I didn't realize I had a green clothing either but upon wearing one of my favorite sweaters, I notice it was green. Go figures. Have a great weekend.
Cambonified(at)yahoo(dot)com
I'm internation so don't enter me for your giveaway but stil i wanted to wish you an Happy St Patrick's day
all teh best
isabelle(dot)frisch(at)gmail(dot)com
I look forward to reading the book! Thanks for the chance to win.
Hillary
hillacurr@gmail.com
Thanks for the chance to win!
natasha_donohoo_8 at hotmail dot com
Happy St. Patrick's Day and thanks for the giveaway!
lexie.bookbug at gmail dot com
Haha, can't believe you gathered everything you own that is green and took a picture ^.^ I don't own any piece of clothing that is green either. It just doesn't suit my complexion.
Now, if it was wear-blue day, I'd be all set ;)
Erica
eripike at gmail dot com
Hi, everyone who stopped by. I'm sorry I had to be away and couldn't visit. I have to say you are the funnest crowd a girl could ever want.
Thank you for hopping to my place!
Somehow I doubt his theory is what she is anticipating. :)
Thanks!
ashley.vanburen[at]gmail[dot]com
Thank you so much for the giveaway! Happy St Pink(I mean) Patrick's Day. lol
gatormaryd(at)yahoo(dot)com
Happy St Patricks day!
thanks for the chance to win-i totally forgot to save my green sweater for this saturday and already wore it this week..looks like i will be carrying my green purse around tomorrow :)
LOL Vicki! I said zilcho red hair. Non, nada, zero...hahaha. My hair is the color of my avatar and I pay mucho dinero to make that happen. Mwah!
Thanks for the giveaway, and Happy St. Patrick's Day!
sqwalker2@hotmail.com
Happy St. Patrick's Day & thanks for the amazing giveaway!
elizabeth @ bookattict . com
I am so with you on the green items. The best I can do is bra and panties LOL
Thanks for the giveaway and Happy St. Patrick's Day!
bas1chsemail at gmail dot com
Happy St Pattys Day !
I heard today that BLUE use to be the color, but it was thought to bring bad luck and was changed to green.
Happy St Pattys Day !!
~Kym
flwrs4ever(at)yahoo(dot)com
Thanks for the giveaway! I enjoyed your post.
dlatany at gmail dot com
I would wear a green purse, but I don't own any green clothes!
OceanAkers (at) aol (dot) com
Happy St. Patricks Day Everyone.Tomorrows my 18th anniversary and hubby is planning a surprise I hope everyone has a great weekend
flanagan@mebtel.net
I think a green handbag would work just fine! Happy St. Pat's Day!
Thanks for the giveaway!
suz2@cox.net
A woman after my heart...a starbucks card!!Awesome contest!! I hope you have a great Saint Patty's Day!!
viajeradelmar@aol.com
Thank you so much for participating in this hop!
Gena Robertson
robertsongena@hotmail.com
Thanks for the chance to win!
Morganlafey86(at)aol(dot)com
Thank you for sharing and for the giveaway! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com
Happy St.Patty's Day.
I look horrable in green, so I usually just pin a shamrock to me, or a button that says kiss me I'm Irish... I am part, so it's not a lie.
Pamela Jo
theresjustlife(at)gmail(dot)com
Happy St Patricks Day!
bacchus76 at myself dot com
I appreciate everyone commenting on GREEN and handbags! I hope many of you will get a chance to check out Man Theory and Other Stories.
The St. Pat's Day Blog Hopper Winner is....Catherine Lee.
Congratulations!
I am so thrilled! Thanks so much for the great giveaway.
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