It’s Happy Launch Day!
Each work most of we authors write is our baby and today, mine is out in the big wide world. It's laugh out loud funny, packed with emotion, a frustrating relationship with a to-die for hero, and a wacky cast of family and friends.
Here's an excerpt:
Trixie
had some nerve.
“Stop
it, Hattie!”
Her
reprimand, the one which had shot a stabbing pain to my right eye, sounded
terribly out of character, like she had little patience for me. Ordinarily, she
was the nicest person I knew, didn’t have a mean bone in her body. The kind who
rescued animals, picked up trash at Sommerville Park, and prepared food for the
elderly.
Not today. I narrowed my eyes and crossed my arms across my chest in a
school girl flaunt.
Trixie tilted
forward in her desk chair, her bosom almost resting on her desk. “This nonsense
has to end. Your moan sounded like an obscure breed of a
bizarre...untamed...wounded animal.” She returned to an upright and seated
position and in tiny increments, rotated her chair from side-to-side, waiting
for me to say something not stupid.
In
truth, Trixie had pounded the nail on the head. I had nothing to add. My whole
life had turned into an obscure, bizarre, bad reflection of itself, thus
wounding me to my core. I sighed and pouted an if only.
Don’t go there.
My
funsister friend owned the employment agency Jobs Inc., and on occasion, she’d
happily assisted me in finding temporary work since my dream job had been
flushed down the proverbial toilet a few months back, thus soiling my picture
perfect life. For this newest assignment she’d located, I’d be employed as an
administrative assistant for the managing partner at Northside, Lancaster, and
Brookside, Certified Public Accountants, headquartered in my hometown of
Sommerville.
At
first, she’d sounded oh-so pleasant
when we began our yak about the opportunity. “Think accounting,” she’d teased,
followed by a small chuckle.
Her
laugh had spoken volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica proportions.
Let's get to know Stewart Steems, Hattie's new co-worker: His
legs were kinda knobby in knee socks. What could be underneath? He was sorta on
the thin side. So maybe, they were skinny? However, if he wanted to meet girls,
his geeky socks had to go. “Stuart, the look you’re sporting is from the
fifties. I’m telling you girls don’t go for guys wearing socks with sandals.”
Stuart
scratched the side of his nose while considering what I’d said. “Okay.” He sat
on the threshold step and took off the sandals, then the socks.
I
leaned over to watch. He was right—Stuart had ugly legs. Ugly. Scrawny. Very
gorilla-hairy legs. Yet firm calves. I shuddered. If his legs were like this,
what…
Don’t
go there. Don’t go there.
And:
He’d
placed on his shirt pocket a fill-in-the-blank “Hi! My Name Is” sticky nametag,
inscribed with what appeared to be permanent blue-black ink in large capital letters,
“STUART STEEMS.”
This
pretty much confirmed what I’d been aware of all along: Stuart didn’t party.
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Love to you all!!
6 comments:
Yay! Best wishes!!
Good luck, Vicki. Love this series.
Congrats Vicki!
Thank you, Angela, Marian, and Joanne! What a great day!!!
Congrats & enjoy your super special day! All the best to you!!
Thank you so much, JM! and hugs back to you.
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